Your Ultimate Guide to Weird Sex Toys – Indulge in the Truly Bizarre
Whatever images have stirred up in your brain from reading the title of this article are unlikely quite as bizarre as some of the toys you’re about to learn about. This list of odd sex toys really threw me for a loop in the research stages.
Weird Sex Toys
To find out about the craziest sex toys out there, I had to consult a couple of different sex articles and shops, and what I found out made me think twice about how adventurous I would be willing to get in the bedroom. In all seriousness, while some of the items on this list are truly bizarre sex toys, some of them are actually pretty innovative or steamy.
If you’re looking to find the most insane sex toy to buy, this list might have one or two options that really tickle your fancy, or at least a perfect gag gift for the next bachelor or bachelorette party you attend.
If you’re just browsing unusual adult toys out of curiosity, I hope you get the thrill you are looking for! I do believe this list of strange sex toys is a bit of a wild ride. Let’s take a look at some of the most bizarre sex toys available for sale today.
Believe it or, there are many products on the market that can take a mold of your most intimate parts to create a personalized sex toy to share with whomever you please. The first one is called the Clone-A-Willy, and it’s a glow-in-the-dark dildo mold that can replicate your penis or your partner’s penis to make a one-of-a-kind dildo that’s near and dear to your heart. It is made of medical-grade silicone, and the glow-in-the-dark feature makes it extra fun. The fact that it is glow-in-the-dark and comes in bright neon colors might make it hard to feel like it’s the real thing, but it might be as close to one of your favorite things about your partner as you can get. The Clone-A-Willy is perfect for people in long-distance relationships who want to find a way to feel intimately connected to their partners from afar.
Another of the weirdest sex toys would have to be the service that allows you to make a mold of your butthole. That’s right, your butthole, and the most exciting and ridiculous part about this one is that the mold of your butthole would be then used to make a replica out of chocolate.
You can buy a kit to do this at edibleanus.com, along with some other very interesting and risky chocolate options. This concept was popularized on Valentine’s Day, but you can totally take advantage of it at any time of the year. After all, who doesn’t want to find some chocolate delivered to their doorstep, especially if it’s exactly the shape of your partner’s anus?
Animal Tail Butt Plugs
Talk about wild sex toys, if you want to cosplay a sexy animal, you might be interested in playing with an animal tail butt plug. The Frisky Fox Tail Anal Plug is available for purchase at a low rate of $39.96 on Amazon, and it is truthfully one of the cutest weird sex toys on this list. It gives the impression that the person wearing the butt plug has a plush beautiful fox tail which can make role-playing and animalistic instincts feel far more interesting. The butt plug itself is made of medical-grade stainless steel, which is ideal for cleaning after you’re done. Make sure that you always apply a very generous amount of lubricant whenever you insert anything in your anus because, unlike the vagina, the rectum is not a self-lubricating organ. The Frisky Fox Tail Anal Plug is an excellent option for a butt plug with a tail, but there are so many other options on the market if you’re not interested in the fox idea. Bunny tails, cattails, mystical neon pink anime tails, and unicorn tails are among the options of animal tail butt plugs you could play with.
Solid Gold Vibrators and Dildos
There is nothing super unusual about these toys, other than the pure luxury it must be to be able to afford a sex toy between the range of twenty-five hundred to fifteen thousand dollars.
The least expensive of the two I found online is the Earl by Lelo, which is a vibrator for those with penises and prostates. It comes in 18-karat gold or pure silver, ringing up at $2590 with a pair of two matching gold cufflinks inscribed with the word Lelo on each.
Only people with intimate knowledge of the brand and the device might be able to pick up on the fact that the cuff links are part of the gold-plated dildo package. In addition to the Earl, there is also a $15,000 option suited more for people with vaginas and vulvas.
This vibrator is also made by Lelo, and it is solid gold with all of the lovely functions you want from a vibe. It hits the “G-spot”, also known as the internal stimulation of the clitoris, and it’s easy to wash and store.
The last on my list of uber-luxury, arguably ridiculous sex toys is a dazzling Swarovski crystal butt plug. The plug itself is gold and the flared base dons a beautiful sparkling magenta swarovski crystal. It’s perfect for anyone who has a little extra money to spend on luxurious sexual goods. In reality, these products might do more for your happiness in the short and long term than an expensive piece of gold or diamond jewelry.
Creepy Sex Toys
If you’ve got the hots for gore and horror, there are some spooky sex toys that you might be interested in. From doll hands nipple clamps to Area 51 blow-up sex dolls, there really is no limit to what niche sexy horror items you can find on the internet. If you want to find a tentacle dildo or a centipede vibrator, there are plenty of options out there, all you have to do is search for them.
Whether you’re looking for weird sex toys for men, weird sex toys for women, or weird sex toys for anyone, the internet is full of surprises and answers to the questions of your wildest fantasies. Take a risk with one of these out their sex toys and find out what you didn’t know you needed in your sex life.
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